From our friends at Mojo Trotters

I want to find the little lying bastard who told me the for $5 you can get a good, clean, comfortable hotel room anywhere in India.

He should suffer for warping my expectations in such an inhumane way.

This is what you get for $5 in the town of Kottayam, Kerala state.

The bed:
A colony of mildew is positioned to jump on your head in your sleep and take over your brain. The pillow case comes pre-soiled with one (1) pubic hair.


The bathroom
A 20-watt lightbulb provides mood lighting, casting a honeyed glow on the tile grime.

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The spiders are complimentary.


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