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A Bad Night In Ames

A Bad Night In Ames

by Paige Nienaber | Mar 4, 2025 | Chair, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, funny, germs, gross, horror, Mold, nasty, scary, Stain, Weird

A well-meaning spouse booked his wife a hotel room when she got stranded in Iowa during a blizzard. The chair has seen better and more fun times.

Hotel Items For Your Holiday Must-Steal List

Hotel Items For Your Holiday Must-Steal List

by Paige Nienaber | Nov 28, 2023 | Art, Chair, Coffee, Damage, Frig, Ice Bucket, Lights, Phones, pillow, safety, scary, soap, Television, towel, Weird

From a survey of 1300 European hotels, a ranked listing of things stolen from their rooms. I prefer stripping the wallpaper, rolling it up and re-selling on eBay.

Oh No…Not Even Embassy Suites Is Immune From Hotel Nightmares

Oh No…Not Even Embassy Suites Is Immune From Hotel Nightmares

by Paige Nienaber | Jun 29, 2023 | Airports, Blood, Chair, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, Flight Attendant, funny, germs, gross, horror, Mold, nasty, safety, scary, smell, Stain, Urine, Weird

This is a common refrain: flight attendants see the WORST stuff on the road. And there are definitely layover hotels that can be expected to provide exciting content. But one hardworking sky nanny was disappointed to see THIS at an Embassy Suites.

Another Disgusting Discovery By A Flight Attendant

Another Disgusting Discovery By A Flight Attendant

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 4, 2023 | Chair, Couch, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, Flight Attendant, funny, germs, gross, horror, nasty, scary, Sex, Spooge, Stain, Weird

From a flight attendant laying over in St. Louis, where she found the remnants on the couch of someone else who was laying over.

Flight Attendants See The Most Awful Stuff

Flight Attendants See The Most Awful Stuff

by Paige Nienaber | Dec 5, 2022 | Airports, Chair, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, Flight Attendant, funny, germs, gross, horror, nasty, scary, Sex, Spooge, Stain, Weird

From a hard-working sky warrior who says crews have been pleading with their company to NOT book them at this hotel….and yet….they still do.

Look In The Dictionary Under “Spartan Furnishings”

Look In The Dictionary Under “Spartan Furnishings”

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 8, 2022 | California, Carpet, ceiling, Chair, closet, Couch, curtains, Dirt, Floor, funny, gross, horror, nasty, scary, wallpaper

Apparently this is what $179 a night gets you at a motel in El Centro. Fancy!

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