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Someone Overstayed Their Welcome

Someone Overstayed Their Welcome

by Paige Nienaber | Aug 15, 2022 | California, Door, Flight Attendant, funny, Hallway, People, safety, Weird

Fligh attendants see the oddest thing. From a Sky Warrior who checked in for a layover at a very fancy hotel in Southern California. Prediction: the hotel doesn’t see a penny of it.

Beverly Hills Blech

Beverly Hills Blech

by Paige Nienaber | Jun 9, 2022 | bathroom, California, Carpet, Damage, Dirt, funny, gross, Mold, nasty, Stain, Toilet, Weird

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“One night in a famed bungalow, a home away from home for countless screenwriters and directors and movie stars, all for a special birthday night, with stained carpeting, non functional light switches and a heated toilet seat that makes your ass sweat.”

A Little Do-It-Yourself Maintenance

A Little Do-It-Yourself Maintenance

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 30, 2022 | bathroom, California, Damage, employees, funny, Mold, nasty, Toilet, Weird

A toilet tank was either bouncing or hitting the wall or needed to be held in-place. This was a quick fix at a very expensive budget motel in El Centro, California.

Bird Poop or a Happy Stain?

Bird Poop or a Happy Stain?

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 11, 2022 | California, Couch, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, funny, germs, horror, nasty, scary, Sex, Spooge, Stain, Weird

On a couch at a $179 a night room in beautiful El Centro.

Look In The Dictionary Under “Spartan Furnishings”

Look In The Dictionary Under “Spartan Furnishings”

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 8, 2022 | California, Carpet, ceiling, Chair, closet, Couch, curtains, Dirt, Floor, funny, gross, horror, nasty, scary, wallpaper

Apparently this is what $179 a night gets you at a motel in El Centro. Fancy!

Don’t Let The Dead Bugs Bite

Don’t Let The Dead Bugs Bite

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 6, 2022 | bed bugs, Bugs and Crawling Creatures, California, Carpet, Dirt, Floor, funny, germs, horror, nasty, safety, Weird

A greeting on the carpet met a Radio programmer returning to Arizona from vacay in California: “We just needed a place to sleep on our way back home so we stopped in El Centro, CA. Booked this one online before we arrived. $179 for the night. I am not kidding.”

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