A Curious Couch Cushion
There’s a whole of something on this cushion at an upscale hotel in Portland
A Hotel So Bad That She Went Back To Sleep At The Airport
From a flight attendant on layover in St. Louis. The green pool was just an added aesthetic. There was mold on the light switch and ” The entire place smells like a 1970s Cheech and Chong movie. The smell is everywhere in there. Tonight there were also kids running up and down the hall screeching like it was a racetrack.” So for only the 3rd time in her career she chose to go back to airport and try to get some zzz’s in one of those hard plastic molded chairs.
Finders Keepers
At a hotel in Albuquerque where someone started investigating when her toilet didn’t flush and found this item, left behind from a previous guest.
Fire Sprinkler Underwear
There are three reasons why men’s underwear would be on a hotel fire sprinkler in Murfreesboro, Tennessee:
- They hung them up there to dry.
- They were smoking and hoped to thwart the smoke detector.
- They were Lori Anderson-inspired avant-garde artists.
Some Nappy Carpet Action
At a Hilton brand in Sacramento where the carpet near the elevators has seen better days.
A Bad Night In Ames
A well-meaning spouse booked his wife a hotel room when she got stranded in Iowa during a blizzard. The chair has seen better and more fun times.
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