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Easy Access To The Juice

Easy Access To The Juice

by Paige Nienaber | Mar 15, 2023 | Accessories, ceiling, electrical, funny, Phones, safety, scary

Possibly the most improbable spot for an electrical outlet in a hotel room.

Look In The Dictionary Under “Spartan Furnishings”

Look In The Dictionary Under “Spartan Furnishings”

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 8, 2022 | California, Carpet, ceiling, Chair, closet, Couch, curtains, Dirt, Floor, funny, gross, horror, nasty, scary, wallpaper

Apparently this is what $179 a night gets you at a motel in El Centro. Fancy!

The Case Of The Stolen Smoke Detector

The Case Of The Stolen Smoke Detector

by Paige Nienaber | Jul 6, 2021 | burn, Burns, ceiling, Damage, funny, gross, Hallway, nasty, safety, scary, Smoking, Weird

From a traveler at a Best Western who made the mistake of glancing up in the hallway.

Another Great Moment In Ceiling Leakage

Another Great Moment In Ceiling Leakage

by Paige Nienaber | Sep 27, 2020 | ceiling, Damage, Dirt, germs, gross, Mold, nasty, safety, scary, smell, Stain, Weird

From a guy doing a cross country trip to North Dakota to South Dakota via Utah.

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