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Office Building Nightmares

Office Building Nightmares

by Paige Nienaber | May 14, 2024 | bathroom, California, Damage, Excretions, funny, germs, gross, horror, nasty, sign, Signs, Toilet, Urine, Weird

A brief departure from hotels, this sign was posted in an office park near SFO in Burlingame, CA.

Vampires Are Welcome

Vampires Are Welcome

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 28, 2024 | bathroom, funny, sign

A hotel brand with a sense of humor.

A TV Version Of “Out Of Order”

A TV Version Of “Out Of Order”

by Paige Nienaber | Jul 31, 2023 | Airports, funny, sign, Television, Weird

When you have a day of delays, cancellations and lost luggage this is not the message you want to see when you finally get to your hotel. The engineer put it succinctly, “It’s broken.”

A Random “Seinfeld” Reference

A Random “Seinfeld” Reference

by Paige Nienaber | May 3, 2023 | funny, sign, Signs, weapons

“Good-bye, Bobby. Don’t call anymore. Gammie is running a Quality Inn in New Jersey. Bye.”

This Should Be The First Warning Sign, Sign

This Should Be The First Warning Sign, Sign

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 25, 2023 | Dirt, germs, horror, nasty, scary, sign, Signs, Weird

At a Super 8 in Iowa.

Fat Shaming In Florida

Fat Shaming In Florida

by Paige Nienaber | Sep 18, 2022 | Florida, funny, gross, horror, nasty, sign, Signs, Weird

They might need to rethink the wording of this parking lot sign on the Gulf Coast.

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