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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Bad Night In Ames
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“We’ve Got A Bleeder!”
From a radio personality who went to Nashville for a major Country music conference and discovered that the Manson family might have had his four star room before him.

A Tiny Issue With The Luggage Conveyor Belt
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Why Would You Choose This As Your Hotel Carpet?
It's probably especially hard to navigate for the drunks coming upstairs after the bar closes.
The Zen “Take” On Hotels
An abstract surrealist artist's view of business travel.
A Hotel In KC With Some Team Spirit
This is great. A "Do Not Disturb" sign at the Hotel Kansas City.