Hotel Items For Your Holiday Must-Steal List
From a survey of 1300 European hotels, a ranked listing of things stolen from their rooms. I prefer stripping the wallpaper, rolling it up and re-selling on eBay.
Easy Access To The Juice
Possibly the most improbable spot for an electrical outlet in a hotel room.
Another Jacked Up Hotel Phone In Albuquerque
This phone appears to have last been sanitized in 1998.
A Hotel Phone That Might Be Missing A Few Buttons
Wakeup call? Room service? Valet? Dial 0 apparently.
A Phone That Got Lost In Transition
Spotted at a hotel in Albany that switched to a new brand but they haven’t gotten around to changing the phones.
Funky Phones In El Paso (soon to be the name of an Alt band)
From a flight attendant on layover: True story. Last night/this morn there was a loud party somewhere on our floor. When I finally got tired of being woken up time and again I called front desk about 3 am to complain. This phone had an ODOR to it, a HORRIBLE odor like someone had wiped their butt with it. While I was complaining to the desk clerk about the noise, I had to hold reciever AWAY from my ear, the funk was that bad. Afterwards I then had to go and wash my ear and face off because I could still smell the reek.
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