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A Very Cool Amenity

A Very Cool Amenity

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 25, 2025 | funny, Phones

A hotel in Iceland that will wake you up if you want to see the Northern Lights.

Hotel Items For Your Holiday Must-Steal List

Hotel Items For Your Holiday Must-Steal List

by Paige Nienaber | Nov 28, 2023 | Art, Chair, Coffee, Damage, Frig, Ice Bucket, Lights, Phones, pillow, safety, scary, soap, Television, towel, Weird

From a survey of 1300 European hotels, a ranked listing of things stolen from their rooms. I prefer stripping the wallpaper, rolling it up and re-selling on eBay.

Easy Access To The Juice

Easy Access To The Juice

by Paige Nienaber | Mar 15, 2023 | Accessories, ceiling, electrical, funny, Phones, safety, scary

Possibly the most improbable spot for an electrical outlet in a hotel room.

Another Jacked Up Hotel Phone In Albuquerque

Another Jacked Up Hotel Phone In Albuquerque

by Paige Nienaber | Aug 11, 2022 | Damage, Dirt, dust, funny, germs, gross, horror, Mold, nasty, Phones, Weird

This phone appears to have last been sanitized in 1998.

A Hotel Phone That Might Be Missing A Few Buttons

A Hotel Phone That Might Be Missing A Few Buttons

by Paige Nienaber | Aug 7, 2022 | funny, OCD, Phones

Wakeup call? Room service? Valet? Dial 0 apparently.

A Phone That Got Lost In Transition

A Phone That Got Lost In Transition

by Paige Nienaber | Apr 7, 2018 | funny, Phones

Spotted at a hotel in Albany that switched to a new brand but they haven’t gotten around to changing the phones.

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