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Office Building Nightmares

Office Building Nightmares

by Paige Nienaber | May 14, 2024 | bathroom, California, Damage, Excretions, funny, germs, gross, horror, nasty, sign, Signs, Toilet, Urine, Weird

A brief departure from hotels, this sign was posted in an office park near SFO in Burlingame, CA.

Oh No…Not Even Embassy Suites Is Immune From Hotel Nightmares

Oh No…Not Even Embassy Suites Is Immune From Hotel Nightmares

by Paige Nienaber | Jun 29, 2023 | Airports, Blood, Chair, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, Flight Attendant, funny, germs, gross, horror, Mold, nasty, safety, scary, smell, Stain, Urine, Weird

This is a common refrain: flight attendants see the WORST stuff on the road. And there are definitely layover hotels that can be expected to provide exciting content. But one hardworking sky nanny was disappointed to see THIS at an Embassy Suites.

A Rorscharch Couch

A Rorscharch Couch

by Paige Nienaber | Nov 16, 2022 | Blood, Couch, Damage, Excretions, funny, germs, gross, horror, Mold, nasty, Puke, safety, scary, Sex, Spooge, Stain, Urine, Weird

From an airport hotel in Canada. I see my mom…Freud…my mom….a train…my mom.

A Little Hotel AC Schmootz

A Little Hotel AC Schmootz

by Paige Nienaber | Sep 5, 2022 | Blood, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, funny, germs, gross, nasty, scary, Stain, Urine, Weird

From a traveler in EXTREME northern Minnesota who couldn’t decide whether this was blood, barbecue sauce or urine from a seriously dehydrated guest.

Saudi-Style Public Bathrooms

Saudi-Style Public Bathrooms

by Paige Nienaber | Jul 17, 2022 | Accessories, bathroom, Damage, Dirt, Excretions, germs, nasty, scary, smell, Toilet, Urine, Weird

Just as there is a BIG gap between luxury accomodations and “every day people” lodging in Saudi Arabia, the bathroom options can run from goldplated toilet seats with bidets that spout mineral water at a constant 70 degree temp…to Asian-style squat toilets. Spotted by an American on vacation.

Actual Wall Pee?

Actual Wall Pee?

by Paige Nienaber | Mar 3, 2021 | Damage, Dirt, Excretions, funny, germs, gross, nasty, safety, scary, Stain, Urine, Weird

It LOOKS like someone dropped trou and decided that walking to the bathroom was too much effort. At a hotel in Minot, ND.

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