Starting a 5-day trip today with layovers in Orlando, Atlanta, Sarasota, and Milwaukee. Need to prepare myself. It’s going to be all of the holiday idiots traveling these next few days. I envision it to go something like this: PASSENGER: “Do you have a place I can stow my 10 wrapped presents I brought on board?” ME: “Why yes. As a matter of fact I do. Bend over.”
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