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The Old “Punch A Hole In The Cup To Surprise The Next Guest” Ploy

The Old “Punch A Hole In The Cup To Surprise The Next Guest” Ploy

I actually respect 4th grade humor, but the person who submitted this photo from a hotel in DC didn’t feel the same way. I guess that an all night red eye, a quick hour of sleep, making coffee while you’re in the shower and then having the coffee you pour into the cup come right out the bottom and all over your bare legs is something that is lost on people who spent all night in seat 28E.

Smoke Defective

Smoke Defective

Contributed by a guest at a chain motel in the Upper Midwest. Originally she thought it was some artwork that someone had drawn on the smoke detector. Nope. Leaking battery acid.

Switchblades? Switch Hotels.

Switchblades? Switch Hotels.

Hunter Quinn, a DJ at NOW-FM in Sacramento shares:

My wife and I took a quick impromptu trip up to Reno to see Gavin Degraw, Matt Nathanson and Mary Lambert on Saturday night. We stayed at a 3.5 star hotel/casino up there and everything was mediocre as you’d expect, right up until my wife found a switchblade in the corner of our hotel room
We called the front desk, and they sent up securityto take care of the knife.