Fligh attendants see the oddest thing. From a Sky Warrior who checked in for a layover at a very fancy hotel in Southern California. Prediction: the hotel doesn’t see a penny of it.
From a traveler in Chattanooga for a family event and staying at a property that ends in “Inn”. Based on the circumference and the general neighborhood, he thinks someone popped a cap(TM).
From a flight attendant on layover in the very wide and oblique “Missouri” where she found the peep hole punched out and replaced with Kleenex.
They stole the damn hairdryer.
A Sheraton bathroom. People have been convicted with less evidence.