Funky Phones In El Paso (soon to be the name of an Alt band)

From a flight attendant on layover: True story. Last night/this morn there was a loud party somewhere on our floor. When I finally got tired of being woken up time and again I called front desk about 3 am to complain. This phone had an ODOR to it, a HORRIBLE odor like someone had wiped their butt with it. While I was complaining to the desk clerk about the noise, I had to hold reciever AWAY from my ear, the funk was that bad. Afterwards I then had to go and wash my ear and face off because I could still smell the reek.