NaNO!ya
From Flight Attendant X who reminds us that you should always look before you sit. At the Hilton in Nagoya.
Be Afraid
It was the bucket. Or the sink. Or the ice. But a true gut check is to wipe down the sink, use the ice bucket, fill it up and dump it in to see what’s left after all the melatge. At a Hampton Inn in Birmingham.
Why You Should Never Check The Ice
At a Best Western in Iowa
Safety First
It’s always better than finding them under the mattress. From Flight Attendant C.S. at her layover hotel in Fairbanks.
Basic Rules When Picking Hotels
Don’t stay at:
* Any hotel that is advertised with a magnet on a van
* Has “VIP”, “Executive” or “Luxury” in the name.
* Boasts “internet” or “cable tv”.
* In Honolulu, is billed as “close to the beach”.
* Poolside rooms at a Holiday Inn on weekends in the winter in Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin or The Dakotas.
* Has “#2” in the title, as in The Ramada Airport #2. It’s just too metaphorical.
* Markets “truck parking” as a key feature of the property.
* “Historic” often translates to “on it’s last legs”.
* Has a vinyl banner over the marquee with the newest name of the hotel.
Spiders web
A beautiful hotel on the banks of the St. John River in New Brunswick, friendly staff, great rooms, and because of the region, just a lot of spiders. And at least they’re outside the room
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