by isabel | Nov 17, 2013 | bathroom, Bugs and Crawling Creatures, Excretions, shower, Stain, Toilet
From our friends at Mojo Trotters
I want to find the little lying bastard who told me the for $5 you can get a good, clean, comfortable hotel room anywhere in India.
He should suffer for warping my expectations in such an inhumane way.
This is what you get for $5 in the town of Kottayam, Kerala state.
The bed:
A colony of mildew is positioned to jump on your head in your sleep and take over your brain. The pillow case comes pre-soiled with one (1) pubic hair.

The bathroom
A 20-watt lightbulb provides mood lighting, casting a honeyed glow on the tile grime.

The spiders are complimentary.

by Paige Nienaber | Oct 17, 2013 | bathroom, shower, Toilet
At a hotel in Nukus Uzbekistan from international traveler “Aghi”.
by Paige Nienaber | Oct 16, 2013 | Toilet
From under the rim at a hotel in Italy by Giulia
by Paige Nienaber | Sep 22, 2013 | Toilet
This is incredibly disappointing. There was literally four decades of urine splatter next to the toilet where the uric acid had eaten into the tile and created a collage to honor thousands of men with bad aim. It was absolutely surreal and wouldn’t “pop” on camera.
by Paige Nienaber | Sep 4, 2013 | Toilet
From a flight attendant staying at the Renaissance Hotel in Mumbai, India: I don’t think this toilet has been properly cleaned since the 80’s. Or perhaps it has and the guest before me just drank the tap water. Either way… GROSS!
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