Someone Had A Bladder Infection
At a Hilton Garden Inn in Jackson, MS
Three Little Spoogelets
On the desk chair at the Aloft/Charlotte Epicenter
Pee Puddle
Great hotel. Outstanding service. Wonderful employees. Killer location. Very hip vibe. And then you pull back the spread and it appears that it’s been a bladder dumping site for at least a few guests. Aloft/Charlotte Epicenter.
She Said “Pecker Track”
From a hardworking F.A. who is working the Thanksgiving holiday: “I thought it was safe to pull back the sheets. When I did, I got a good view of pecker tracks in the middle of the king sized bed. Luckily housekeeping was on our floor and she changed all the bedding for me.
Thanksgiving Day in Charlotte, N.C. my entire Thanksgiving day spent on a layover 4 states away from home and I get this!”. At a Best Western
Rental Car Spooge
From first-time contributor “Roger”: Several years ago we had a young, fresh out of college asst at our company and she had some kind of problem where she wasn’t going to have a car for 90 days. Being the nice guy I was/am I let her use my “winter car” that I only used in really bad weather. It’s a Michigan thing. She returned it after two months with a full tank and a nice thank you card. But…the passenger seat was just splotched all to hell with stains. A few months later at our company Christmas party, one of the drunk associates confides that she’d blown him and half the guys in the office in my car, under a nearby bridge and in the parking garage. My Thrifty rental car at JAX looks identical.
What a $5 hotel in India looks like
From our friends at Mojo Trotters
I want to find the little lying bastard who told me the for $5 you can get a good, clean, comfortable hotel room anywhere in India.
He should suffer for warping my expectations in such an inhumane way.
This is what you get for $5 in the town of Kottayam, Kerala state.
The bed:
A colony of mildew is positioned to jump on your head in your sleep and take over your brain. The pillow case comes pre-soiled with one (1) pubic hair.
The bathroom
A 20-watt lightbulb provides mood lighting, casting a honeyed glow on the tile grime.
The spiders are complimentary.
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