The Classy Skies
From radio personality, world traveler and humanitarian www.ramblinrandy.com who was fortunate enough to sit across from the gentleman on an Air Fiji flight.
Poop Or Blood? That Is The Question.
From a radio industry professional on vacation at a major brand hotel in Tribeca, NY. Even when he posted the shot of this towel to his Facebook account, the question is undecided. Face towels, generally, blood. Bath towels, usually dookie. Editorial opinion.
The Winner Of The Worst Hotel Chair EVER Award
From a worker in Las Vegas for two months, at an off-strip “extended stay”
motel.
Coming Soon To Guantanamo
I imagine who was ever strapped down to this ironing board and tortured, spilled his guts and ratted out everyone he’s ever met: Months ago when I was asked to emcee the film festival in Sutter Creek. I decided to book a room so I would not have to drive back to Sacramento each night. There is a good reason the Jackson Lodge was the only available vacancy within 30 miles of the event. It turned out to be a very bad decision on my part. Whatever you do, no matter how tired you are, DO NOT book a room at the Jackson Lodge in Jackson California. I am surprised the health department has not shut this place down. Look at a few of the photos I took of my room upon check-in. I did not post two of the more gross photo
The Glamorous Skies
From Flight Attendant X: I always dread checking the lavs at the end of flights. I wonder if Harry Dunne from “Dumb And Dumber” got dosed and was on-board.
Funky Phones In El Paso (soon to be the name of an Alt band)
From a flight attendant on layover: True story. Last night/this morn there was a loud party somewhere on our floor. When I finally got tired of being woken up time and again I called front desk about 3 am to complain. This phone had an ODOR to it, a HORRIBLE odor like someone had wiped their butt with it. While I was complaining to the desk clerk about the noise, I had to hold reciever AWAY from my ear, the funk was that bad. Afterwards I then had to go and wash my ear and face off because I could still smell the reek.
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