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Lobby Debris

Lobby Debris

Today’s reminder about Bath Time Safety, comes from a guest at an airport Hilton whose 4th floor room was directly over the 3 story atrium lobby, drank, well, a LOT, decided to have a bath and passed out before turning off the water

Drink list

Drink list

Drink list from Drai’s rooftop bar, W Hotel – Hollywood. (I bought two of each and charged it to the douchebag on the chaise to my right)

Pool W Hotel Hollywood

Pool W Hotel Hollywood

W Hotel/Hollywood. This is Sammy and his girlfriend. Sammy is Euro Trash. About 60 and travels the world going to clubs. The cigars here pale in comparison to one he got at a disco in Dubai. The manager had to come in on her day off to apologize to Sammy because his table last night was not to his specifications. Sammy doesn’t work. He “celebrates”. He has “not been up this early in years.” He is miffed if the staff does not know him by name.

Bridezilla

Bridezilla

Greenville/Hyatt. 2010. This is the woman whose wedding shut down my hotel tonight. Her photo was posted prominently in several locations. Several of us non-attendees were trying to find words to describe the pic. “Controlling.” “Emasculator.” “She Who Wears The Pants” (Mine). My coworker Jill had “Southern Bell Bridezilla”.