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Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow

Hair Today, Hair Tomorrow

From a very patient frequent business traveler: “I spotted this on the bathroom floor of my Springfield Suites when i checked in and just as an experiment, I made sure to walk around it and it was still there when I checked out two days later.”

There’s Some Sour Cream On My Hair

There’s Some Sour Cream On My Hair

The day started with “Brian K’s” credit card getting slammed through a security breach at Target, he was bumped from his flight and with only some ATM cash had to book his hotel room in Nashville using points. So, when he finally got in 6 hours late, all he wanted was some nachos and a beer from room service. He got a bonus hair.

Brasil Coffee

Brasil Coffee

From a flight attendant who arrived in Brasil to find: Nothing like pubes and mystery spunk right above the coffee maker, to make you feel like brewing a cup.