Maybe It’s A Good Night To Read A Book
Hotel phones and channel changers are historic for being bacterial frappe’s. You don’t need a blacklight to see the crud on this one.
Blood? Dookie? Does It Matter?
Someone was leaking in a non-chain hotel in Ohio.
The Glamorous Skies
From Flight Attendant X: I always dread checking the lavs at the end of flights. I wonder if Harry Dunne from “Dumb And Dumber” got dosed and was on-board.
Bathe At Your Own Risk
Just a tiny amount of blood or maybe even a scab, in a hotel bathtub in Louisiana, disintegrating down to little comet trails of dried plasma. It’s minute but do you want that in the tub when you run a bath after a long day?
Wall Spooge
As Flight Attendant X says, “If it’s red and on the bed, someone bled.” And “If it’s white someone had a helluva night”. On the wall of a 4 star hotel in Atlanta.
Funky Phones In El Paso (soon to be the name of an Alt band)
From a flight attendant on layover: True story. Last night/this morn there was a loud party somewhere on our floor. When I finally got tired of being woken up time and again I called front desk about 3 am to complain. This phone had an ODOR to it, a HORRIBLE odor like someone had wiped their butt with it. While I was complaining to the desk clerk about the noise, I had to hold reciever AWAY from my ear, the funk was that bad. Afterwards I then had to go and wash my ear and face off because I could still smell the reek.
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