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I want to find the little lying bastard who told me the for $5 you can get a good, clean, comfortable hotel room anywhere in India.
He should suffer for warping my expectations in such an inhumane way.
This is what you get for $5 in the town of Kottayam, Kerala state.
The bed:
A colony of mildew is positioned to jump on your head in your sleep and take over your brain. The pillow case comes pre-soiled with one (1) pubic hair.
The bathroom
A 20-watt lightbulb provides mood lighting, casting a honeyed glow on the tile grime.
In nearly two decades of intense business travel, I don’t honestly remember ever having a fly in my room. There are a dozen tonight. The Holiday Inn in Alexandria, Minnesota.
The Homewood Suites in Clearwater. Someone had literally just asked me “So what WOULD it take to gross you out?” and I replied, “I honestly don’t know but it hasn’t happened yet.” And then, this morning, I found a genuinely large ant floating in my in-room coffee. I mentioned this at check-out and got a dismissive “Well, it’s a hot city so we have a lot of bugs”.
I am seriously in hell right now. Made it to Phoenix 3 hours late for my 8 hour layover, get to my shitty hotel room only to find some sort of substance all over the sheets when I pull them back. The icing on the cake? I found a bug on the mattress. So much for sleeping tonight. I’ll be taking my “nap” with the lights on and one eye open. There. There’s your “glamorous” airline story for the night. FML!!!
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