A Royal Flush

A Royal Flush

From a traveler with his family checking out colleges in Massachusetts: “My wife and I checked into our room first and our daughter went to the bathroom and I heard a loud ‘EWWW!’ and went to see what was up. My phone had a hard time focusing on water but there were pee drops on the seat, a piece of plastic floating in the water, several gobs of sputum, a used Q-Tip and a couple of blobs of red stuff.”

If It Bleeds, It Leads

If It Bleeds, It Leads

Two blotches of something “red” on the wallpaper at an Embassy Suites. Generally blood turns rust color, and it scares us that we know this, but we’re still leaning on blood due to the skeezy location of said hotel.