A Royal Flush

A Royal Flush

by | Jul 2, 2015 | bathroom, Blood, Toilet

From a traveler with his family checking out colleges in Massachusetts: “My wife and I checked into our room first and our daughter went to the bathroom and I heard a loud ‘EWWW!’ and went to see what was up. My phone had a hard time focusing on water but there were pee drops on the seat, a piece of plastic floating in the water, several gobs of sputum, a used Q-Tip and a couple of blobs of red stuff.”

And A Stray Pube As A Bonus

And A Stray Pube As A Bonus

by | Jun 14, 2015 | bathroom, Excretions, Hair, Stain, Tub

There’s nothing like taking the bathmat off the rim of the tub, laying it out and finding two suspicious brown stains on it. But the icing on the filth was a pube that was kinda curled up and embedded in the ‘mat. Hard to see film but it’s there. At a hotel in suburban DC.