It’s Just A Flesh Wound
Some apparently fresh blood dripping over the edge of a nightstand at a small town chain hotel in the Midwest.
Classy: Gum On The Wall
Probably a smart move not to chew gum in bed, so why not just stick it on the wall where you can retrieve and pick up where you left off the next morning? At the Hotel Ibis in Belo Horizonte
A Royal Flush
From a traveler with his family checking out colleges in Massachusetts: “My wife and I checked into our room first and our daughter went to the bathroom and I heard a loud ‘EWWW!’ and went to see what was up. My phone had a hard time focusing on water but there were pee drops on the seat, a piece of plastic floating in the water, several gobs of sputum, a used Q-Tip and a couple of blobs of red stuff.”
Death Row Last Breakfast
From an international traveler: “I once flew to London for a lunch meeting with a client at an upscale private club. He had the server bring his food back because ‘the presentation is sorely lacking’. And this was my Holiday Inn breakfast this morning. Clive would not have approved.” hotelnightmares.com
And A Stray Pube As A Bonus
There’s nothing like taking the bathmat off the rim of the tub, laying it out and finding two suspicious brown stains on it. But the icing on the filth was a pube that was kinda curled up and embedded in the ‘mat. Hard to see film but it’s there. At a hotel in suburban DC.
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