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An OCD Panic Attack Waiting To Happen

An OCD Panic Attack Waiting To Happen

by Paige Nienaber | Sep 15, 2016 | Uncategorized

If you have issues with, well, order and symmetry, this Holiday Inn in Oregon would put you on a ledge.

Maybe The $24 Room Service Bagel WAS a Bargain

Maybe The $24 Room Service Bagel WAS a Bargain

by Paige Nienaber | Aug 18, 2016 | Food, funny, restaurant, swimming pool, Uncategorized, Weird

From a hotel in West Hollywood where the rooftop pool waiter acknowledged that people actually DO buy these $75,000 bottles of champagne “but just so they can impress their friends.”

Kickin’ It Old School

Kickin’ It Old School

by Paige Nienaber | Aug 7, 2016 | Damage, Door

It would take serious effort and a steel-toed boot to put four major dings in a metal-plated hotel room door. At an IHG brand in British Columbia.

Travel Reminder #428: THEY DON’T WASH THE BED SPREADS!

Travel Reminder #428: THEY DON’T WASH THE BED SPREADS!

by Paige Nienaber | Jul 30, 2016 | Bed, Excretions, Spooge, Stain

Always remember to take some wash clothes, and carefully pull the bed spread away and leave it in the corner. Lots of stuff happens on those spreads, as we’re reminded from this hotel in Allentown.

Little Johnny Forgot His Smokes

Little Johnny Forgot His Smokes

by Paige Nienaber | Jul 23, 2016 | Accessories, Chair, funny, Uncategorized, Weird

It’s always fun to look under cushions and mattresses. Someone was sneaking some smokes at the Beverly Heritage.

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