Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: “I don’t paid enough to clean up this shit”.
Headboard Splatter
A whole mess ‘ white matter on a hotel headboard in Baltimore. Draw your own own conclusions.
Groups You Want To Avoid On The Road
There are things you learn with travel. If you’re in any snow-weather zone, especially in markets with rural outlying communities, never ever get a pool-side room on weekends. Long story but the Holidome will be rocking with unsupervised kids as the parents sit on their little faux patios and drink Mich Golden Light while crock-potting chili, until about midnight. And middle school groups, whether bible, or sport or cheerleading, will “go long”. This refuse, left for housekeeping would explain why they were up and talking until 4 am. Enough caffeine to light up North Korea for a satellite photo.
Coming Soon To Guantanamo
I imagine who was ever strapped down to this ironing board and tortured, spilled his guts and ratted out everyone he’s ever met: Months ago when I was asked to emcee the film festival in Sutter Creek. I decided to book a room so I would not have to drive back to Sacramento each night. There is a good reason the Jackson Lodge was the only available vacancy within 30 miles of the event. It turned out to be a very bad decision on my part. Whatever you do, no matter how tired you are, DO NOT book a room at the Jackson Lodge in Jackson California. I am surprised the health department has not shut this place down. Look at a few of the photos I took of my room upon check-in. I did not post two of the more gross photo
Shower Blood
Just enough to get a DNA match to link the previous guest to a string of homicides in Utah
Recent Comments