Toilet Bow…hoa!!!!
From a flight attendant on layover in Odessa, where the seat was just sitting on the toilet bowl. Came right off. This is a new one.
Sink Stains
Most likely coffee. But still, who wants to see that when they walk in?
Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: “I don’t paid enough to clean up this shit”.
Headboard Splatter
A whole mess ‘ white matter on a hotel headboard in Baltimore. Draw your own own conclusions.
Groups You Want To Avoid On The Road
There are things you learn with travel. If you’re in any snow-weather zone, especially in markets with rural outlying communities, never ever get a pool-side room on weekends. Long story but the Holidome will be rocking with unsupervised kids as the parents sit on their little faux patios and drink Mich Golden Light while crock-potting chili, until about midnight. And middle school groups, whether bible, or sport or cheerleading, will “go long”. This refuse, left for housekeeping would explain why they were up and talking until 4 am. Enough caffeine to light up North Korea for a satellite photo.
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