Bed Spread Stains
Odd white discolorations on the bed spread. Marriott/Toronto. 3/2010
pubic hair
Hard to see but a small pile of pubic hair that I stepped in, in-between two twin beds in the Sheraton Times Square. Would not have noticed but my feet were wet from the shower. 11/2009
Excretion on Wallpaper
Two “remnants” on the wall of the Royal York in Toronto, about eight inches to the left of where I’m sitting at my laptop in the “work nook”. One vertical. One horizontal. “Intention” is obvious. Yellowish red in color.
One of the photos that started it all. Directly below the two stains is this splatter that looks like it could have been in JFK’s car. Starts large, trails to a small red partical. The Fairmont Royal York in Toronto, 3/22/10
Hot City Bugs
The Homewood Suites in Clearwater. Someone had literally just asked me “So what WOULD it take to gross you out?” and I replied, “I honestly don’t know but it hasn’t happened yet.” And then, this morning, I found a genuinely large ant floating in my in-room coffee. I mentioned this at check-out and got a dismissive “Well, it’s a hot city so we have a lot of bugs”.
The Extended Stay Orlando
The Extended Stay in north Orlando off Maitland Pkwy had no breakfast (or wakeup service or irons) so I went out to try and get a convenience store pre-packed Danish and OJ and ran into a man doing a crack whore on the front seat of his pickup. This is going to take some Zapruder Film-like focusing but everyone inside was watching.
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