Stained Chair
Sheraton Laguardia East; a dime-sized stain perfect positioned between where two legs would be on a chair in room 1209. Food or wine drippings? Perhaps. I forgot my luminol on this trip.
Hall Puke
From the Failed Tourism Bureau Slogans file, “Grand Cayman: Come, Drink, Puke In The Hall” The Marriott on Grand Cayman.
Another 666!
And yet they went to the effort to number the 13th floor as 14.
Flies
In nearly two decades of intense business travel, I don’t honestly remember ever having a fly in my room. There are a dozen tonight. The Holiday Inn in Alexandria, Minnesota.
666
Guest comment card from a Mr. C. Manson of Barkers Ranch, California: “Squeeky, the kids and I really enjoyed our stay. Loved the 1000 count linens, the spa and other family activities! Will stop on our next spree…uh…visit.” Hyatt in Greenville, SC
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