Work Station
On the padded cloth wall of a computer/work carrel on the E concourse at the Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport. Definite “intent to wipe” as evidenced by fingerprints.
Sheets
DNA on the comforter of the Detroit St. Regis, courtesy of the lovely and talented Dana Lundon from WDVD. She bunked here during a recent blizzard to be close to the station. How can you NOT love women named Dana who take photos of stuff like this (and way worse) in hotel rooms?
Elevator
The Holiday Inn, Crabtree Valley Mall in Raleigh, with a puked out elevator, courtesy of an airline industry employee.
Wall Tile
2/9/11. Eye level, directly above the urinal in the American Airlines Admirals Club at O’Hare. Texture: moist, tacky. Taste: Indistinct but brackish. Conclusion: nasal backwash in the form of a loogy. Suspect may have a recent history of nose bleeds or enjoyed tea or a cola in the previous hour.
Floaties
Got a bucket of ice from the machine in the hall when I got in, got a Diet Coke, dumped the ice in the sink and put in the soda to chill.. Forgot about it until this morning and saw that there were lots of brown flakes and other debris floating in it. Dumped in the sink and slowly drained for the photo. Hard to see but there was hair and lots of stuff I have NO idea what it was. Eiither from the ice or a dirty bucket. Sheraton Laguardia East, 12/10
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