Floaties

Floaties

Got a bucket of ice from the machine in the hall when I got in, got a Diet Coke, dumped the ice in the sink and put in the soda to chill.. Forgot about it until this morning and saw that there were lots of brown flakes and other debris floating in it. Dumped in the sink and slowly drained for the photo. Hard to see but there was hair and lots of stuff I have NO idea what it was. Eiither from the ice or a dirty bucket. Sheraton Laguardia East, 12/10

 

Stained Chair

Stained Chair

Sheraton Laguardia East; a dime-sized stain perfect positioned between where two legs would be on a chair in room 1209. Food or wine drippings? Perhaps. I forgot my luminol on this trip.

Hall Puke

Hall Puke

From the Failed Tourism Bureau Slogans file, “Grand Cayman: Come, Drink, Puke In The Hall” The Marriott on Grand Cayman.

 

Flies

Flies

In nearly two decades of intense business travel, I don’t honestly remember ever having a fly in my room. There are a dozen tonight. The Holiday Inn in Alexandria, Minnesota.