I Think Someone Sneezed
But luckily the lampshade was there to protect the lightbulb. At the Hilton/Nagoya
‘Tis The Season To Sit Down And Shut Up
Starting a 5-day trip today with layovers in Orlando, Atlanta, Sarasota, and Milwaukee. Need to prepare myself. It’s going to be all of the holiday idiots traveling these next few days. I envision it to go something like this: PASSENGER: “Do you have a place I can stow my 10 wrapped presents I brought on board?” ME: “Why yes. As a matter of fact I do. Bend over.”
She Said “Pecker Track”
From a hardworking F.A. who is working the Thanksgiving holiday: “I thought it was safe to pull back the sheets. When I did, I got a good view of pecker tracks in the middle of the king sized bed. Luckily housekeeping was on our floor and she changed all the bedding for me.
Thanksgiving Day in Charlotte, N.C. my entire Thanksgiving day spent on a layover 4 states away from home and I get this!”. At a Best Western
An Actual Dang Blog
This is my first blog on the website. I’m going under X because the carrier I work for would unceremoniously push me out an exit row window if they knew I was drinking and blabbing. I have a great job. I meet many many classy people, so please return for future postings. Now sit your ass down and turn off your computer.
New Meaning To “What An Ass Wipe!”
Lovely. I spend a day in a tube with a senior crew member who needed to tell me her medical history going back to the era of the Wright Brothers, and then I slam, click and lock and find this wash cloth specimen. How do you MISS this? I’m going to tack it to the door with a note asking housekeeping that.
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