W Hotel/Hollywood. This is Sammy and his girlfriend. Sammy is Euro Trash. About 60 and travels the world going to clubs. The cigars here pale in comparison to one he got at a disco in Dubai. The manager had to come in on her day off to apologize to Sammy[…]
The Holiday Inn, Crabtree Valley Mall in Raleigh, with a puked out elevator, courtesy of an airline industry employee.
Greenville/Hyatt. 2010. This is the woman whose wedding shut down my hotel tonight. Her photo was posted prominently in several locations. Several of us non-attendees were trying to find words to describe the pic. “Controlling.” “Emasculator.” “She Who Wears The Pants” (Mine). My coworker Jill had “Southern Bell Bridezilla”.
The classy people of the airways. At Burger King at LAX.
The Extended Stay in north Orlando off Maitland Pkwy had no breakfast (or wakeup service or irons) so I went out to try and get a convenience store pre-packed Danish and OJ and ran into a man doing a crack whore on the front seat of his pickup. This is[…]