Skidmark
Brownish skidmark on the cushion in my room at the Fairmont in Toronto. March 2012
Art Snot
On the framed artwork in front of my work desk at the Fairmont in Toronto. It LOOKS like glue…but it’s not.
Carpet Spot
At the Fairmont Royal York in Toronto. If it’s near the bathroom, you need to assume that it came out of someone.
Phone Filth
At the Hyatt/Jacksonville. The previous users of the phone chewed tobacco, had flaking scabs, Ebola or all of the above.
Door Smear
From 1st Time Contributer, Long Time Listener, Nick Cain: An ‘upscale’ hotel in southern Ohio. I can only assume someone was locked IN their room. They fought bravely to escape.
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