Hot City Bugs

Hot City Bugs

The Homewood Suites in Clearwater. Someone had literally just asked me “So what WOULD it take to gross you out?” and I replied, “I honestly don’t know but it hasn’t happened yet.” And then, this morning, I found a genuinely large ant floating in my in-room coffee. I mentioned this at check-out and got a dismissive “Well, it’s a hot city so we have a lot of bugs”.

 

The Extended Stay Orlando

The Extended Stay Orlando

The Extended Stay in north Orlando off Maitland Pkwy had no breakfast (or wakeup service or irons) so I went out to try and get a convenience store pre-packed Danish and OJ and ran into a man doing a crack whore on the front seat of his pickup. This is going to take some Zapruder Film-like focusing but everyone inside was watching.