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Guest comment card from a Mr. C. Manson of Barkers Ranch, California: “Squeeky, the kids and I really enjoyed our stay. Loved the 1000 count linens, the spa and other family activities! Will stop on our next spree…uh…visit.” Hyatt in Greenville, SC

 

Bridezilla

Bridezilla

Greenville/Hyatt. 2010. This is the woman whose wedding shut down my hotel tonight. Her photo was posted prominently in several locations. Several of us non-attendees were trying to find words to describe the pic. “Controlling.” “Emasculator.” “She Who Wears The Pants” (Mine). My coworker Jill had “Southern Bell Bridezilla”.

 

pubic hair

pubic hair

Hard to see but a small pile of pubic hair that I stepped in, in-between two twin beds in the Sheraton Times Square. Would not have noticed but my feet were wet from the shower. 11/2009