Sheet Snot
From Flight Attendant X. Snot on the sheets at the Holiday Inn/Historic District in Philadelphia. But it was a Trifecta: urine stained mattress and hair on the pillow case.
Snot Spot
This is what I get for giving up after two hours of waiting in the lobby and asking for “A room. ANY room.” This would be a pencil eraser sized blob of snot on the wall. Somewhere on International Drive, Orlando, July 2011.
Rorsarch Tryst
I call this Rorsarch Tryst. I see….a sad clown on a sunny day…a squirrel with a basket heading to market…my mom….President Woodrow Wilson…my mom…and the guy who played “Rick” on Magnum PI. You? A Holiday Inn in Ottawa.
White Spot
To paraphrase William H. Macy’s character from “Wag The Dog”: I know there are three things to be true – there is no such thing as good flan, there is no war in Albania, and there is never such a thing as a good white crusty spot next to a hotel bed. To this, Marky Mark would most assuredly add, “Word!” A Best Western in Ontario
Drink list
Drink list from Drai’s rooftop bar, W Hotel – Hollywood. (I bought two of each and charged it to the douchebag on the chaise to my right)
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