Don’t Hire Carpenters From Craigslist
From a flight attendant on layover in Odessa, Texas. The door doesn’t quite fit the door frame. It doesn’t really instill you with confidence.
Sink Stains
Most likely coffee. But still, who wants to see that when they walk in?
Like A Little Bloody Caterpillar
From frequent contributor and major stock holder in Purell, Flight Attendant X who says, regarding this blob of bloody snot on the vanity of the first class lav: “I don’t paid enough to clean up this shit”.
Headboard Splatter
A whole mess ‘ white matter on a hotel headboard in Baltimore. Draw your own own conclusions.
Maybe The $24 Room Service Bagel WAS a Bargain
From a hotel in West Hollywood where the rooftop pool waiter acknowledged that people actually DO buy these $75,000 bottles of champagne “but just so they can impress their friends.”
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