Just A *Tiny* Bit Of Blood
On the bedskirt at the Eaton Chelsea in Toronto
Rhymes With “Rubes”
“In the shower at the Nashville Hilton I discovered this impressive collection of pubes, which I can assure you did NOT come from this well-manscaped guest.”
Someone Went Commando
From “Anna”: I was staying in a Hilton. A HILTON. And was looking for a blanket in the drawers and found….. Someone’s used black panties. AND the hotel didn’t even take them away that night, but I did get free breakfast the next morning. So there’s that at least.
Peek A Boo
From a flight attendant stuck in a La Quinta: Peek~a~Boo! Cigarette burn in the shower curtain. Bad enough their shower curtains look like they got a good deal on 600 million extra yards of circus tent material. Holes in them creep me out.
There’s Some Sour Cream On My Hair
The day started with “Brian K’s” credit card getting slammed through a security breach at Target, he was bumped from his flight and with only some ATM cash had to book his hotel room in Nashville using points. So, when he finally got in 6 hours late, all he wanted was some nachos and a beer from room service. He got a bonus hair.
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