“A 1000 hotel rooms and finally, a Marriott in Texas, helped me figure something out that even eight years of college hadn’t helped me solve. The hundreds of laptops and cell phones I’ve had stolen over the years. If only I’d know how to work the connecting door to the adjacent room.”
At a Marriott on a loop highway in Texas. It’s missing a Smokey The Bear with big airline ramp employee ear protection.
A flight attendant discovered a little black curly reminder of a previous guest at a hotel in South Carolina.
From a holiday traveler who chose a Best Western rather than sleep in her sister’s house with 7 children under the age of 10. At Christmas. “How does one of those hairs end up on a faucet. Actually, I don’t want to know. But I got a new and upgraded room out of it.”
To be realistic they need to add “Crying Infant”, “Domestic Dispute”, “Histrionic Lover” and “Hearing Impaired TV Viewer”.
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