Hall puke

Hall puke

To paraphrase Flight Attendant X’s  earlier assumption, “If it’s in the hall, it’s probably puke”. An airport hotel near O’Hare.

Stained Chair

Stained Chair

Sheraton Laguardia East; a dime-sized stain perfect positioned between where two legs would be on a chair in room 1209. Food or wine drippings? Perhaps. I forgot my luminol on this trip.