Now, since there’s an Italian restaurant in the hotel, it’s entirely possible that someone tripped bringing room service through the door. But since I have an active imagination, I’d prefer to think it was a mob hit. Witness in hiding get a knock at the door, looks through the peep hole and BANG…an ice pick takes them out. An airport hotel at DFW.
To paraphrase Flight Attendant X’s earlier assumption, “If it’s in the hall, it’s probably puke”. An airport hotel near O’Hare.
Marriott/Dallas, 10/17/11. Couple of interesting things happening here. Easily could be spilled soda or food items but Flight Attendant Xput it best: “When in doubt, it’s probably semen.” Words to live by.
Undefined “brown matter” on the curtains at the Holiday Inn in Pittsburgh, courtesy of Flight Attendant X.
From Flight Attendant X. Snot on the sheets at the Holiday Inn/Historic District in Philadelphia. But it was a Trifecta: urine stained mattress and hair on the pillow case.
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