Remnants
I caught this at a strip hotel that is very nice and very old. The oldest on the strip. Figure that one out. Little white crusty borders where blobs of something creamy white had landed on the carpet.
Brasil Coffee
From a flight attendant who arrived in Brasil to find: Nothing like pubes and mystery spunk right above the coffee maker, to make you feel like brewing a cup.
Happy Ending
A disturbing spray of white matter next to a bed in Houston. Extra points for “WTF Carpeting?”
Rental Car Spooge
From first-time contributor “Roger”: Several years ago we had a young, fresh out of college asst at our company and she had some kind of problem where she wasn’t going to have a car for 90 days. Being the nice guy I was/am I let her use my “winter car” that I only used in really bad weather. It’s a Michigan thing. She returned it after two months with a full tank and a nice thank you card. But…the passenger seat was just splotched all to hell with stains. A few months later at our company Christmas party, one of the drunk associates confides that she’d blown him and half the guys in the office in my car, under a nearby bridge and in the parking garage. My Thrifty rental car at JAX looks identical.
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