Shower Snot
Nasal discharge deposited on the shower door at a Hampton Inn in Birmingham, Alabama
Art Snot
On the framed artwork in front of my work desk at the Fairmont in Toronto. It LOOKS like glue…but it’s not.
Sheet Snot
From Flight Attendant X. Snot on the sheets at the Holiday Inn/Historic District in Philadelphia. But it was a Trifecta: urine stained mattress and hair on the pillow case.
Snot Spot
This is what I get for giving up after two hours of waiting in the lobby and asking for “A room. ANY room.” This would be a pencil eraser sized blob of snot on the wall. Somewhere on International Drive, Orlando, July 2011.
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