Found by a business traveler at an airport hotel in Seattle, even if the person had spotted and retrieved it, how much cleaning solution would they have needed just to make it safe? In addition to laying in a field of dried urea, there were some “body hairs” accoutrements laying around it for effect.
From a holiday traveler who chose a Best Western rather than sleep in her sister’s house with 7 children under the age of 10. At Christmas. “How does one of those hairs end up on a faucet. Actually, I don’t want to know. But I got a new and upgraded room out of it.”
“In the shower at the Nashville Hilton I discovered this impressive collection of pubes, which I can assure you did NOT come from this well-manscaped guest.”
Hard to see but two little brownish red pubes embedded in some kind of stickiness on the lid of an ice bucket in Las Vegas.
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