Phone Filth
At the Hyatt/Jacksonville. The previous users of the phone chewed tobacco, had flaking scabs, Ebola or all of the above.
Door Smear
From 1st Time Contributer, Long Time Listener, Nick Cain: An ‘upscale’ hotel in southern Ohio. I can only assume someone was locked IN their room. They fought bravely to escape.
More Puke
Steve Jones put it best; anything more than a spoonful? Err on the side of puke. The Hyatt/Minneapolis, December 2011.
Chair Stain
Comfort Inn, Cape Breton, courtesy of Matt Macleod. Again, when it’s on a chair, between the legs, always err on the side of semen.
Light Switch Dirt
Filthy, unwashed, Ebola-germinating light switch courtesy of Flight Attendant X at the HI/Philly.
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