Room Service Hair
Got my little wicker basket with a toasted bagel wrapped up in a napkin to keep it toasty…lifted the napkin…voile’. Body hair that I doubt was from a head or chest. Suncoast Hotel in Las Vegas.
Shower Snot
Nasal discharge deposited on the shower door at a Hampton Inn in Birmingham, Alabama
Cover Spread Tryst
Housekeeping took Labor Day off. Large crusty white stain at a Laguardia hotel, courtesy of Flight Attendant X
Birdageddon
A tennis ball sized conglomeration of bird poop and feathers and “parts” on my hotel window. Gooooood….mornin’ evre’buddy. A layover in hotel in suburban Minneapolis.
It’s ALIVE!
Rust? Unlikely. Hyatt Bonaventure, June 2012.
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