Fairmont | Hotel Nightmares

Ninja Throwing Pot

This is just amazingly bizarre: check out the rim of the in-room coffee pot? Jagged sharded GLASS. Fairmont Toronto, 2012

Brownish skidmark on the cushion in my room at the Fairmont in Toronto. March 2012

On the framed artwork in front of my work desk at the Fairmont in Toronto. It LOOKS like glue…but it’s not.

At the Fairmont Royal York in Toronto. If it’s near the bathroom, you need to assume that it came out of someone.