Hall puke
To paraphrase Flight Attendant X’s earlier assumption, “If it’s in the hall, it’s probably puke”. An airport hotel near O’Hare.
Wall Tile
2/9/11. Eye level, directly above the urinal in the American Airlines Admirals Club at O’Hare. Texture: moist, tacky. Taste: Indistinct but brackish. Conclusion: nasal backwash in the form of a loogy. Suspect may have a recent history of nose bleeds or enjoyed tea or a cola in the previous hour.
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