The Skeeziest Hotel Carpet Ever
Yellow. Red. White. Brown. Every possible body fluid or excretion is covered outside the 7th floor elevator at the Four Point O’Hare
Run. Away.
From a traveler who had some problems and they only got worse when he found this hotel in Othello, Iowa: The room was disgusting. Two out of the three chairs had massive stains of unknown origin that covered almost the entire seat, and one up the back and arms. The bed had no bedspread- just another sheet over the blanket and sheets on the bed. The only up side was the bathroom appeared fairly clean.
Insert A “Thwp Thwp Thwp” Lawn Sprinkler SFX
At a Courtyard By Marriott in Detroit where the previous guest got distracted while peeing and sprayed the wall next to the toilet.
Pee Me A River
An Embassy Suites in LA where the bathroom floor had seemingly not been mopped since the era of the Black Dahlia. This tidal flows starts at the toilet and makes it halfway to the sink before drying up in the desert sun.
Someone Had A Bladder Infection
At a Hilton Garden Inn in Jackson, MS
Pee Puddle
Great hotel. Outstanding service. Wonderful employees. Killer location. Very hip vibe. And then you pull back the spread and it appears that it’s been a bladder dumping site for at least a few guests. Aloft/Charlotte Epicenter.
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